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Monday, December 27, 2010

Xmas sucks

Ya it does really. Nothing good about it.
Just shuttup and let me be, moron.

Geez und goods..

Btw, I made my own blog yah!
Read da shite!

- Jukka..

Friday, December 24, 2010

FUCK CHRISTMAS 'N CHICKS

'ey guys!

Y'know wha'?
Ye' I know, I'm freakin' fuckin' gray in my head!
Y'know wha'?
You're all bastards from Paradise, and you think you can make every day better by giving Christmas presents. Well, thanks for giving (thanksgiving!!! ROFL!)
Y'know wha'?
I saw Mom and Dad having sex last night. Yup. They were completely naked. Weird I was born because of them. It was terrible - but I just sprayed water on them.:D:D Then Dad left the house, and I haven't seen him since then. Well done, Teemu. :D:D That was fun! And Dad's dick is smaller than I thought ... Well, the last time I saw it was, when I was five years old or something. NOO!!! He didn't abuse me at all. Nor Miika. Though you might think so when you read this blog.;D

Eeeew! Just found out that Dick is a shortning of Richard. Suddenly it makes sense when people name their childs Dick. xD Doesn't make sense that Dick AKA Richard, though. Hmm.

Anyway, just wanted to tell you that I've been watching TV all time since Dad left. I hope he never returns. I stole all the nice things from his room, so now I'm exploring a dildo. What is that used for? I mean, did Dad use it or ... Or what? Maybe I should wrap it up and give it to Miika as a Christmas present? Bad idea. The neighbour's cat will take better care of it.

... Wait a moment ...

Back! Now I forgot what I was writing... Oh yeah, I've something to tell you. I'm ill. Drives me mad, and Auntie hasn't come for Christmas, and Tuomas has forgotten os, too. So now it's only me and Miika - and our hooker-mother. I've cooked something for us; Miika and I. And I've bought loads and loads of candy.

But ... maybe Miika is going out to visit some of his 'friends'. Well, doesn't matter, I guess. I can just enjoy this evening myself, trying not to look at all the other houses filled with Christmas decorations and all that crap. I'll watch Youtube-videoes with reindeers. xD

So - break a leg or suck my dick!
Teemu

Sunday, December 19, 2010

A little note

Hey guys, guess who I met in Lidl today? Or you have maybe guessed it already? Haha :-) I was looking for a milk, and then suddenly the guy Miika once introduced me to was standing right in front of me :-) So I asked him to check out Vi-Stener again :-)

Saturday, December 11, 2010

I DON'T WANNA SEE YUR FUCKING QUESTMASSTREE!! I HATE DADDY, HE'S FARTS SMELL LIKE QUESTMASSTREES!!! :(

Friday, December 10, 2010

Hate Xmas, but reindeer are indeed cool



... Rudolph is soooo cuuuuute - reminds me of something.... like... something I liked to do and felt comfortable with... yeah, it's just like my life is fucked up miserable.. Rudolph is like when I was bullied, and now I just come to think of our parents - they need to go to hell. If it wasn't because of the laws, I think I'd beat them every day... haha... NOT!
Dad has been at home for three weeks or something now... I think he stinks... and I want auntie to come and help me... I hate everybody in school... I felt like I was starting to cry when one of the other guys threw my lunch pack out of the window - but of course I didn't. I just went out of the class room ... and got home. Hmm...

REINDEER!!!:D
Ewwwwie!!! I HATE my dad! He asks if I have any homework! I HATE HIM! He haven't been home for ages and now he's suddenly here and thinks that we all lovie him:(:(:(
And he farted in my room:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Now I have to fart a million times to get his fart drowned by my farts or I will die!!:(:(:( (Wanna help mee :D)

Monday, December 6, 2010

I'm back in black...

Hey guys. I am back as a contributor in this blog.
I don't know what exactly happened, but I got removed. I have missed posting on here!
I am currently enjoying life with my two great friends Jukka and Jaska!
Tonight we're just relaxing, watching some movies and having fun!
Yesterday I discussed going to a psychologist with Jukka.. He seemed interested.
He has never liked psychologist.. I found it quite weird.
.. But he has always had problems.. I just think he is tired of living with them. I guess that's why he seemed interested in getting help from a psychologist.

Me and Jaska gave him a pleasant surprise a couple o' days ago, when we told him we've bought tickets for the Tuska Festival next year! He seemed to be very stoked.
We didn't see much of him last week though. He was busy practicing with his band.. I guess they have found back together... It was quite hard for them, after all that with Jukka of course..

Jaska and I went fishing thursday last week - it was a lot of fun! We didn't catch anything, unfortunately... We'll try again another day!

Jaska seems very happy at the moment - he is doing a lot of crazy shit at the moment. One of those things being paintings... Yeah, you heard me - PAINTING. Jaska painting? Hard to imagine really.. But he is painting a lot at the moment, and it looks pretty neat to be honest.

Jaska's girlfriend broke up not so long ago - she left him for that Ensio douche. Weird but true...

In the weekend we are going to an "old student" party at the high school we all went to together.. It's gonna be fun.. Seeing all the old classmates again..

Well, this was just an update, so you guys know what's going on in our lives at the moment. We haven't been posting a lot on the site for quite a while and I just wanted to cast a little light, and let you know that we're still alive.

Cheers.
- Janne

Hai guys

Hai guys

Well, I'm.. I don't know..
Today I started thinking about all dat have happened to me over da time.. It's not funnie memorys dats fo sure.. And I feel like sometimes the whole world is on my back.. Its hard yo!

I sometimes feel like my past is talkin to me.. Tha world has turned into shite.
My dark memories pushes me away from reality sometimes..
I maybe in da great mood yah, but then it drags me down.. I descend from da grace and find a place at tha bottom.. It happens from time to da time..
Right now I feel like shitty shite.
I'm just very happy I have my friends, Jaska and Janne.
It has been great for me to move to da ranch with 'em. They help me a lot to handle my feelings.. And are always nice to me when I'm moody yah.
I love yu!

I still have a lot of da skeletons in the closet haunting.. But I hope to get ride of 'em!

'Cauz even though tha world might seem crappy, there is a light at the end of da tunnel! What keeps me a life is my journey towards da lightie! I want to reach tha end of da tunnel some day! Hopefully!

We will see how da goes..

- Jukka

A question for all of you

I had a very good time with Miika today :-) We went to Sevilla and I enjoyed a very delicious chicken salad, which made me think: What is your favorite dishes? :-)
Have anyone heard from Antti? I should spend the night at his place but he's not here... It's snowing outside and I don't wanna walk all the way home again. Do yu think I should wait for him on the staircase? It's really worrying me :(

Monday, November 22, 2010

Ramblings

I got a flower
it's red
I like red
and I like my bed

You can use a bed for many things
It don't nescesfadasly have to be to sleep in
I know a lot of things
you can do in your bed

My lamp has gone
I think the lamb took it
Dirty talk is dirty
Antti has a sheet

Vomit on the couch
I don't wanna drink
Soda is a nice think
I thing I'm gonna be sick again

Wee-wee-pee
Si-si-si
Why do you laugh
I'm not like the barf!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Da ghoulies on da hunt yah?

I have just one word too da bringie:

WHAT DA FUCK!?

Man who da fuck removed Janne from da contributah-list!? I just took eh' look at da side of da site and saw da name missin'! MAN WHAT DA FUCK!?
I tellah' who dat removed him is gonna pay yo!
Tell meh right now!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Birthday and loooove :D

November 9th was my birthday and I love yu all for remembering it and buying my presents:D:D:D I especially love Ville and Antti because they are so sweet:D:D I love all the toys I got from them:D

I can't wait for tomorrow 'cause it's the first time in a loooooong time that I'm going to hang out with Ville:D:D I love yu, old friend:D:D Antti are going to his parents manor in Espoo 'm gonna miss him:(

But I think I'll survive 'cause I can't see him so much right now: Daddie suddenly started to come home more often - though he just sits at the dinner table with all his papers and stuff and treats us as his private secretaries - would Antti like if I dressed up as a secretary??:D:D But I don't want Daddie to find out that 'm gay 'cause I don't think he'll like it :S

Btw Tuomas called yesterday but I was having sex with Antti so I didn't talk to him, that sheet!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

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Monday, October 25, 2010

Boredom at school

Wazzup dudes!

I know it's kinda weird that I always post something on Vi-stener, but none of the others do, and I was just thinking that those of you who aren't in love with Robert Patinson (please CLICK!) will love reading my personal diary-like (I want to suck at English) posts. Did you know that animal sex is like fashion?

For the first time in three months I went to school today, and the teachers weren't too keen on it. They almost begged me to go home; they said I was negative (do you know the band?) and unpleasant and nasty... Well, I haven't taken a shower in 4 days now, but still ... and Dad called me today - on my own mobile. :-O I don't understand why they all hate me so much in school. I don't do anything, but sitting silently on my chair, drawing elephants with skulls in their asses. The guy sitting next to me always hit me with his ruler, and at least I turned my back to him and began singing the German anthem. It was very fun.

Patricia - the girl who is crazy in love with me - wanted to talk to me, but I told her, that I was about to have a headache in ten minutes or something, and she began crying. She just cried: "OMG!" (the letters, yeah). I wish she would die tomorrow! That would be rather perfect.

LOL! You know what?
Babies stink.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

I've something ... you haven't

Hi, lovers, ladies and gentlemen and all you motherfuckers in America (no offence)

WTF?

Tuomas just called 3 hours ago, and he told me that he has just saved Miika from a street fight, and then Miika called 10 minutes later and said he was at Antti's. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON? Are you poking fun at me?

Well, I have a 16-year-old armchair with a yellow pillow, auntie gave me the pillow.;D

Take your hats and leave me alone!

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Unbearable pain FML

Suck my dick!

Get the fuck away from me. Don't touch me! Mind your fucking own business, man! I can't handle any more problems - and I can't fucking consentrate on living a normal life 'cause you all want to have an influence on it! Why won't you let me be alone?

I've just found a necklace -.- Why is it on my desk? Certainly one of Miika's.:)

- Mom wants a divorce. WTF?
- Dad doesn't care about anything anymore - he doesn't even come home anymore.
- Mom is eating those fucking pills; she thinks she can be happier.
- Patricia is always sending me messages like: "I loooove you!". It drives me fucking mad! She is a bitch - she's a hooker. She is ugly and fat and she stinks! I hate her!
- Tuomas has cut the contact between us and only wants to talk with Miika sometimes. It feels like he's tired of us.

The only things that make me happy is Monkey (not really, actually) and Miika. Miika is so funny, and he's in love with a bloke. LOL! He's singing and writing poems. Awesome, man! It feels like he has changed his personality totally, but still ... he's Miika!;D;D;D

... who wants to be a billionaire?

My life sucks!

Sorry

Sorry I haven't been online for a long time-I met someone. I love him<3333333
His name is Antti and his beautifull<3333 Ville introduced us<33
'm just so full of hearts and love now<3333 I wanna have kids with Antti<22222

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Miika!! Look here!!!

Since you apparently can't answer your phone, I'll have to contact you here.

I contacted one of my old friends this weekend and he said that they're still meeting once a week ;) They'll be very happy to meet you, if you're still up for it. And of course I'll go with you ;) Actually I think I've missed them a bit :)

I hope you see this, or else...!

Love Ville.

Monday, September 20, 2010

The apple song



For your consideration
I offer myself with no sign of hesitation
Well let's get these wheels in motion
Cause this old guitar is gonna sing by the ocean side

Oh Apple you're my life
Feel like a before and after photo
How I ever live without you I don't know
So we gonna plant the seed and watch it grow oh
Apple, you don't even know how your laughter tastes so sweet oh
Apple, well I thank my stars that you fell so close
Yea you fell so close
That you fell so close to me

We sit and watch as the waves slowly reach for our names and surrender them to the tide.
If I could send out a message in a bottle
I'd say all I need is here by my side
Apple, you're the reason why

You're like a before and after photo
How I ever live without you I dont know
So we gonna plant the seed and watch it grow oh
Apple, you don't even know how your laughter tastes so sweet oh
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
Apple, well I thank my stars that you fell so close
Yeah you fell so close
That you fell so close to me

So close to me yeah yeah yeah oh oh yeah oh oh oh.

Apple, you don't even know how your laughter tastes so sweet oh
Apple, well I thank my stars that you fell so close
Yeah you fell so close
That you fell so close to me

Apple, you dont even know how your laughter tastes so sweet oh
Apple, well I thank my stars that you fell so close
Yeah you fell so close
That you fell so close to me

To me. Yeah.


Emppu likies applies!:D

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

New poem by Mr Miika!

I haven't posted any poems in here for a while, but I thought I wanted to share this one with yu all;D
And I PROMISE to write some more poems at school!;D

Love

Love is a funny thing,
sometimse it just says PLING!
and goes in through your nose,
even though yu change your clothes :(

I don't think I'm in love,
but if I am I don't know how to make it stop
Someday I'll become insane,
like a horse and its mane

When I grow up and become old
I don't want my shirt to have any folds.
And I don't wanna catch a cold,
or find the painting of an orange that my Daddy sold

Growing up is always hard,
Especially when your name's not Mark
Then yu'll probably get bullied a lot,
and your napkins will be full of snot

Finally I have made my mind
I don't care if the world's not kind
I am myself, and I'll self-confidently say
Better watch out 'cause I am gay

Monday, September 13, 2010

My new Roomie

It's boring, having to stay home from school :( But I found this site on Ikea, where yu can make your own room:D It's really funny!:D

Here's mine!:

Sunday, September 12, 2010

I luv Soupie

I'm sick, but Auntie brought me a lot of different kinds of soups :D

I luv soupies!:D They're hot and spicies and they tastise goody!:D

I don't feel sick at all now!:D Soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie, soupie :D

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Ville's friends are super nice, and Miika forgot to make a title... I am cool and hot, and Miika's totally in love with someone :P Please come visit my shop someday ;P

Hi:)

Ville's friends were nejs;) They were all very funny and kind to me, and I really liked talking to them and having fun with them:):)

I am very tired now, so I'll go to bed... I wanna cuddle with someone:(

Tty;)

Monday, August 30, 2010

A short update from Me too

Hig yes

Sorry I haven't been apple to write anything in here lately:D:D I've been too busy doing homework!:O It's my last year at school :(

Tonight, Ville is going to introduce me to some of his gay friends :) I don't really know what to think of it, but it'' be nejs to meet some new people :):)

See yu, I'll write later and tell yu how it went!

- Miikie

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Short update

Hi guys.
I just wanted to say sorry for not being on Vi-Stener recently, we've been really busy with the ranch and stuff.
It's awesome living here together and we have a lot of fun.
Which brings me to the next topic!

From monday to friday we've rented a cabin in Norway. So we'll have fun with that!
So yup... Have fun guys.

- Janne

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

sorry

hello, i am so sorry that i haven't been on vi-stener, in a while.Aand Miika i pointing, his gun at my face. So i have to write here why i haven't been online. my father has locked me up in the attic!! because he had thought Miika was weird! my father is a cow!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I think I... Wait.... I think....

I think I... Wait.... I think.... Please don't judge... I... Lately I've had this thought and this feeling and, I don't know how to say it... I like Jonne Aaron :( I think I love him... He's just so beautiful and he has this voice that makes me... I... I don't know..:( I think I love him......

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Too tired to ... yeah ...

What've you all been up to, guys?

Uhm, hi - a simply stupid way of tellin' you all that I'm not sorry for my absence - not at all, actually. I've been playin' around with Monkey all time... yay, me like Monkey... So, you see, I've forgotten all about this crappy blog and all that stuff...

And Miika's just ... we're just ...Y'know, brothers, eh? I mean, I've just not said anything of importance these weeks, so ... The only thing I really wanna tell you guys now is that ... I've taken a picture of little Monkey... and ... uhm ... Somehow, I'm glad to be back - hope to drive some of you mad someday...

HEY! Why are all these sissyish posts here, Miika? LOL! Reminds me of ... well, never mind.

MONKEY:


He's so nice! I had him with me, when Miika and I were going crazy in Helsinki. ;D

P.S.:
I need woolen gloves...

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Monday, August 9, 2010

Fresh out of rehab

I'm out of rehab now.
So yah..
Pretty darn cool I guess.

See yah guys later, biatch..

- Jukka

Home!

I don't like planes, so we have been training all the way to Tampere.

It's been a really boring weekend, and Tuomas didn't have any candy :(

It's just good to be home!:D What're yu guys doing?? And what have yu been doing while we were gone?:D:D

Friday, August 6, 2010

Miika's presents

Thank you so much, sweety!

When Miika and Teemu were in Helsinki this week Miika bought me a present :) I love it so much! :D

It's a T-shirt with a logo of an elephant! :D It's so beautiful and cute, it reminds me of my cute Miika.

Have a great weekend, Miik! And see you first thing Sunday! ;)

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Absence from Friday to Sunday!

Teemu and I are going to Tampere to visit our brother :D I hope he've bought some candy 'cause I miss that!^.^

Bye, going to miss yu all, y'know! :D

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Funny Jonne Aaron spankies other man on stage!!

Trains, hippiebusses, a haunted ranch and psychos

Psssh, What's up everybody, Jaska here.
How are you all doing?

Here's a little update about me and Janne and what we've been up to the last couple o' days

So saturday we took the train to Joensuu to look at an old VW transporter, an old hippiebus or whatever, LOL. It was from the 70's and needs a bit of polishing, but we think that we might buy it.

Joensuu also got a big guitar shop, so we went there and bought a new amplifier for Jukka, which he has been talking about for a long time. I think he is going to be excited, haha!

Then sunday I helped Janne move his things from his apartment in Espoo, to a ranch not far from Järvenpää. You see, Janne found this big old ranch on the internet.
It is very old and very cheap and therefore he chose to use some of his savings on buying the property.

We crashed in my autocamper that night and the next day(monday) we moved my stuff to the ranch. You see, Janne and I got the idea that me and Jukka can have the 2nd story of the main house and he can have the other one.
Then we'll split the money.

Tuesday we visited Jukka at the mental hospital and Oh my god, what psychos he has to live with! Like, OMG they are like murderers and stuff.
That is just plain scary.

Btw, I think the ranch is kinda scary, I'm convinced that it's haunted!
But that will be awesome!
I can videotape the ghosts by putting video cameras up everywhere in the main house at night to see if we have some PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.
It will be just like in the movie.. Except we don't die, LOL.

Until next time..
Pssssh... Take care. ;-)

- Jaska

Monday, August 2, 2010

Shopping in Helsinki

Today I went shopping in Helsinki with Teemu and Mokey :D:D

We bought a lot of things and went into awesomely many shops!:D We had a giraffe time :D

I bought some new shoes (wait, I'll just take a picture of them with my webcam...)









I also bought a pair of green boxers with a print of an elk! I don't know, I just like elks... But I don't really know what I feel about having one this close to my ... Well, let's talk about something else :D

Teemu bought a dressing gown and some toys for Monkey! And they nearly threw us out of Mc. Donalds 'cause you're not allowed to bring pets in there! But we got it settled :D I'm Superman!

Love big brother!

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Realizing, learning, growing up

I said I was done with this blog. I swore I was done. And then I went on a walk. I was walking through the neighbourhood as I haven't done in a very long time. I saw kids playing, people relaxing in their gardens, reading the newspaper. And I wanted to be a part of them. And then I realized that people don't really like me. I've been acting like a child. I've been acting like a little baby even though I'm 17 years old.

This ends now.

I'm not done with the blog, but I'm done with being baby Miika. And I'm done with making people hate me 'cause of it.

I don't care if yu don't wanna read this anymore, if yu think that "this blog isn't funny anymore". I really don't wanna care about that, I just wanne live my life as I please.

I hope yu understand me. Yu understand why I'm being like this now, right?

This blog will never be the same, I'm growing up, and the only thing we can do to remember the past is to read our old posts. In my case there's a lot of pain in it. In the post about people or things hurting me, but also in the post about things that made me happy and made me laugh. 'Cause on the inside I wasn't laughing at all.

See yu guys... some day, probably.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Something terrible has happened

Okay, I don't know if you guys give a damn, but just wanted to keep you updated.
Something terrible has happened.
After we left the blog we thought it would be a lot of fun, but it didn't turn out that way, unfortunately.
Jukka started partying and partying and partying, so we didn't see that much of him.
He was really pissed when he left, which me and Jaska weren't. We tried to cheer him up, without success.
Jukka became miserable.
Jukka has had a lot of sh*t happen to him and therefore he has a lot of psychological problems.
Yesterday he jumped from second floor. Now listen, he didn't die, he broke his foot.
He has been put on a mental hospital for the next month. If the doctors think he is fine by then, they will release him. If not, he will stay on the mental hospital in a period between 3 months and 2 years.
You're probably all mad at Jukka, but I just wanted to keep you updated.

This is a sad sad story, which has now gotten even worse.

Best regards,

- Janne

Friday, July 30, 2010

Monday, July 26, 2010

Shittyque

I hate yu. Yu've ruined my life, 'cause I thought it was going to be a funny day!:(

And I don't care what yu call me, 'cause yu're all dumbasses!:(

My only friend is Ville, and I love him, but I don't love yu anymoe:(

Friday, July 23, 2010

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Hey dudes ;p

Hey all you crazy people!
My name is Eveliina and I'm a 22 year old girl/woman(whatever you wanna cool me, lol xD) from Espoo.
I love cupcakes, flowers, rainbows, cool movies, awesome music, random shit and my sweet boyfriend Jaska(<33).

Hope we're gonna have fun guys. ;P

- Xoxo Eveliina

You're invited

You're invited to come and eat some barbeque at my place.
The party takes place Sunday the 25th of July.
We'll eat around 6 o'clock, but you can just drop by as you please.

I'm looking forward to a great afternoon with all of you ;)
Take care all ;)




And now Miika and I will go to bed, because he'll suffocate on those yawns if I don't do something about it, LOL xD

The daily question with Ensio! #1

Hi.

I thought we should start doing this thing, where I post a fun question we all answer, daily!

Todays question is:

What is the most fucked up thing you've ever seen in your life?

Mine's easy. Listen:
I'm a war veteran. When I was in war, we shot a foe, even though he didn't provoke us. Wanna know why? Because he had something in his hand that looked like a granat. What was it? A half-eaten pear!

Looking forward to your answers guys! ;-)

- Ensio

BRB

Miika's really upset about the girls-thingy, so we're going for a little walk - back to my place ;)
We'll be right back ;)
I can't wait to show Miika all my awesome stuff ;P

Hey guys.

Hi guys.
Well most of you already know me(don't deny! don't DENYYY-YYYY! Even if you hate me and don't wanna be recognized with me! You know me and you can't deny it!), but some of you might not know me(or claim to at least).
Well my name is Ensio and I live in the shitty town of Espoo(holy fuck, this place is fucked up!)
So yeah, I am a 'multiartist' or whatever the fuck you wanna call me.
I am an author, having released 5 books on a small indie-booklabel.
I also sing in an alternative rock band called "Magnetic Altitude", as well as playing the guitar and the piano. I've also released a small EP of some acoustic tracks I wrote.
And last but not least, I do standup comedy. Yes standup comedy as boring as it may sound.
I got the chance to do this through a small booking company, so thanks to those guys!
I've done shows all over this region of Finland, including a show at Helsinki!

I got a lot of hobbies as well. I like painting(another result of my creative mind, NOT). Don't know why, but I just love to express myself!
I work out, A LOT. I just like to keep in shape.
I enjoy a good walk in the forest now and then. I actually like hiking a lot, I often go hiking on weekends.
I train Muay Thai kickboxing and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu as well. Don't know when those goddamn alien monkeys are gonna attack, but I'll be ready!
I love skateboarding, mountainbike riding and such.
I paraglide and do extreme stuff to LOL. Love to get the adrenaline going. Have done several bungeejumps before.
I also have a divers license from PADI and dive whenever I get the time.
I enjoy motocrossing and I have 3 dogs.
I also have a part-time job as a journalist at a local newspaper.

And... I think that was it!

I was at the same college as Janne, Jukka and Jaska and that's where I met those bastards, haha!

Hope to have some good times with you fellas!

- Ensio

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Thank y u

I just wanna thank Ville and all yu guys (but mostly Ville) so much:D:D Yu've really helped me so many timse ::)

Yestarday Ville staied and talked to me all night, until I fell asleep, I love yu <33

And I'm alright now, thanks to yu all ;DDDDD

This is our post number 100 on Vi-Stener!!:D I can't believe that we've written in here for so long now - half a year! I'm just so glad I got to know yu all, Jaska, Janne, Jukka... Everyone;D

Just know that I love yu;D

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

YAY

I'M OUT!

I quit

This blog is way too much for me.
Going on blog hiatus. Don't know when I'll be back. Tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, never? We'll see.
Bye.

This is bad.

Hi. Couldn't update, I was busy.
Jukka has been arrested. We were in Helsinki and we saw Tahvo. Jukka attacked him. He was arrested, Tahvo was arrested as well(for trying to rape Miika). So now both are under arrest. Jukka is going to court tomorrow morning. Hopefully he will be out by noon.
Just wanted to give a small update on the situation.


- Janne

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Message for Tahvo and Miika

This is a message for Tahvo, I'm sure he's out there, reading this:

Apparently I didn't know you well enough.

You tied down a 17-years-old boy, tried to rape him. That boy already had a terrible life. What the Hell were you thinking? Nothing, I guess. You just don't do that. You don't even have sex with a boy that age!

I'm done on http://blackwhips.blogspot.com/ , and I don't want to ever see you again, anywhere. You keep away from the clubs, and believe me: I've already told the others what you've done. You're expelled, Tahvo, and you've better accept that.

Miika:

I am so sorry, little sweet. It was probably my fault he had time to do all that to you before we arrived. Oh my God, I really don't know what to do to make it up to you. But you know where you have me. You can always call, drop by, anything, remember that!

- Ville

Terrible news

Hi guys.
I just wanted to update you.
Tahvo(that sick freak) lured Miika into a trap, offering him candy, leading him into his basement. Here, he tied Miika up and tried to... Rape Miika.
We came just in time to save him.
Miika was pretty lucky, he has some bruises here and there, some blue marks, but he got away pretty physically unharmed. Of course, then there's the mental scars.
I've already ordered time at a psychiatrist for the poor boy.
We called the cops, but Tahvo escaped. The cops have no idea about where he is, so he is still on the loose, but probably far away.

Just wanted to do an update.

- Janne

Oh no

Tell me this is a bad dream?

What is that disgusting name I see in the contributors bar?

TAHVO!? WTF!?

WHO THE FUCK ADDED TAHVO AS A CONTRIBUTOR!?

Hey guys.

Hey guys it Jukka.

I just wanted to tell you all how thankful I am because I got you guys.
Thanks for all the support through all the tough times.
I really don't know what I would do without you.
You're pretty much the reason for why I still am alive.
Janne, man what would I do without? You have been my best friend for such a big period of my life and I love you more than I love my brother and my sister(I don't know them, but if I did, I would love them... And I would still love you more!)
Jaska, man, you're one of the coolest persons walking this planet.
All the time I've known you, you've always been there to back me up. We're friends for life you and I, and I kinda love you too Jaska, but remember, look don't touch, eheheh. :p
I love you guys more than everything.

I've been kinda moody for a long period of time and I just wanna say sorry for that. I kinda overreacted today, but man these ribs are killing me! They better heal, quick!

P.S. Sorry for calling you gay Miika, I understand if you're sad. I wanna say sorry for all the crap I've thrown at you for the longest time, and I hope you don't take it personally. I guess you're kinda cool too. And I understand that you're not gay... And not a lil' kid. Lul.

Janne and Jaska are coming over to my place tonight to HANG OUT! Yay. ;-)

- Jukka

!!!!!!!

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

THIS IS A SAD, SAD STORY, THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IS SO DEEP THAT YOU GUYS CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE!!!

EVEN IF HE HAS PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS, IT DOESN'T MAKE A MONSTER, STOP TREATING HIM LIKE SUCH AND STARTING TREATING HIM LIKE A REAL HUMAN BEING!

HE HAS PROBLEMS, HE CAN'T HELP IT, STOP BEING SO CONDESCENDING!!!

OH MY GOD...

Sorry guys... I'm just really upset because my best friend of all times is so down, and I think it's unfair!

Uhm... I'll go now.

Bye

- Janne

.

I hate this.

I don't like this.

I don't wanna live anymore.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Why did Jaska say that??:(

"This blog is kinda killa' and chill and all, but I was thinking, uhm...

We should try doing something else than being weird!
Seriously, I'm growing tired on this blog!
I don't want to be a part of this unserious mess!
Seriously, you act like you're all babies!
OMG, and Jukka, what's gotten into you man, with all your gangsta-crap
And we no longer have Janne here, f#ck!
I'm leaving this site, don't know if I come back!

- See ya later, morons!"
 
Why did Jaska say that?:(:(

Friday, July 16, 2010

Espoo, I come here!!:D

I've just told Tuomas that I'm goin to talk to the psychologist today, so he dsn't now that 'm goin to Espoo to hang out with Jaska and Janna§:D

'm takin the train, 'kay?:D:D

Love yu gais, all of yui, and the fans too§:D

And seeee yu§:D:D

I HATE MY LIFE

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Fuck my life!!!

The Accident

Just got a text message from Jukka. He partied very hard yesterday and broke 3 ribs. He is in the hospital now, but they're sending him home at 12'o clock.

Hahahaha. ;o)

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

This is gonna be hard to say...

I don't know how to say this... And now Tuomas's telling me to stop looking like a retard by rocking backwards and forwards :p

I don't wanna think 'bout what've happened. It makes me saddie... Both that I was like that, and that I'm not like that anymore :(

But now I'll just try and get the better out of ti. I wanna live my life. I wanna be myself, and that's not the person I was before.

I've created an account on Youtube.com 'cause my new psychologist tells me to listen to a lot of mysic. Right now I have two friends who's fans of me, and I've found some Negative songs tat I listen too :):)

Tuomas's telling me to get 'way from the pc now, he's really sweet, I love him <3


I love yu, gais, I dunno what to do witout yu <33

(BTW my account on Youtube is MrMiikaPiika :D If yu want, yu can send me a message and we can become friends :D:D)

Friday, June 25, 2010

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOL!

I HATE YOU!

I'M OUT, I WILL NEVER COME BACK! YOU ARE JUST IDIOTS!

OMGOMGOMG, HOW COULD I CALL YOU FRIENDS!!!

I'M GOING AWAY, SEE YA IN HELL BITZES!

P.S. STFU MIIKA

AND REMEMBER TO TAKE TEN PILLS! TEN!!!

Miika - The emo kid

God I hate that kid! He's SO emo!

EMO KID, GO AWAY!!!

Eeeew, I got emo all over my shirt, get it away!

Aaaarh, I hate emos!

F-U Miika, you lil' emo PIECE OV DA SHITE!

DISS!!! DISSS!!!!

Monday, June 21, 2010

Sleep

I can't sleep.. It's like someone is preventing me from doing it! Every time I lay my head on the pillow I get cold and start trembling and when I kick the duvet off I get too hot :( Ehat's wrong with me? :( I just wanna sleep. My head hurts and my eyes're unclear.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Fruit

Apples not the same any more. They used to be funny and cool to eat but now their just apples :(
I can't taste them any more. Or they taste like dust - all of them! Not just the red ones but also the green :(
Kinder Surprises are also dull now :( And I think it's the medicin :(

Teemu says that Gert the Psycho is evol, but I think he's a nice person.. He gives me candy when we talk, though I don't really want ti :S And he has big glasses with Spider Man that he allows me to use if I want :)

Gert is my best friend :)

I was buying fruit for Auntie earlier and I went to this BIG fruit store and bought 4 apples, 7 bananas, 5 pineapples, 8 boxes of strawberries (in a very cool pink box with flowers :)) and 4 tomatoes. I can't wait to taste what Auntie is making with the fruits :)

If it's something very delicious I'm not going to share with Teemu :) :)

Friday, June 4, 2010

My new hat

I hate my new hat :( I didn't want one but Mommy bought it without asking :(
I hate Mommu and Daddy 'Cause they're evol..

But know I now what I wanna be when I grow up.. I wannna be a musician 'cause they're cool :) I like Lamb of God and others... And I wanna meet the band Emppu know..

Monday, May 24, 2010

MIIKA! MIIKA! MIIIIIKAAAAA!:(:(:(

Uhm, hi..


Raindeers are not blue,
and Santa lost his shoe..


Actually I'm a little worried about Miika right now - and poetry is just not my cop of tea, when I'm gonna write poems.. or... that stuff, y'know... Well, it seems like my feet are wet... or it feels like they are ...

Anyway, someone told me something about parrots once when I was a little kid (FOR GOD'S SAKE!). I think it was Auntie - she said they could speak like us... human beings... I mean, WTF? How can such a stupid bird talk?

I'm always getting mad... 'cause the actual reason why I'm posting this is that I'm quite worried about Miika (I know, I've been off for long and that the last thing I wrote was very serious - but I think the pages have turned... and that my life is pretty serious at this time. (LOL!!!))

Miika was at the psychologist a week ago or so, and that weirdo has done something to Miika, given him some drugs... stolen his whole personality. :( All Miika does now is sleeping... and crying... and being silent all day. He just hasn't got that damn energy of life anymore. :( Helplessness is driving me mad! WHAT DO I DO, MAN? :(

Miika told me this:
- Mom hates Miika because she's always mad at him (WHAT THE FUCK?)
- Dad doesn't like him too because he's never at home (That psychologist is mentally sick, isn't he?)
- Miika always eat these Lollies because he feels pease of mind while eating "getting back to childhood". (But Miika is my little, bro! He MUST be like a little kid... my little Miika ...:(:(:( )

Can I take legal action against that psychologist who has been so cruel to us?

(And do I have to write something about what's happening here?)

Monday, April 26, 2010

Our trup to Denmark :D :D

It was SO funny :D :D I've been living in a room with Timo, Emppu, Jonne and someone else for four days :D :D Emppu, Jonne and I almost died from laughing a lot of times :D And there was like four machines with candy in them, you just had to put some money down the slid and it gave you candy :D I wonder if it's the same with Teemu and Tuomas?? :D :D

There were a lot of cool things to see in Copenhagen :D When I get old I wamma liv there :D :D

BTW Jonne peed his pants in a shopping centre!! :D :D :D

Saturday, April 24, 2010

finally home from Denmark! it was very funny, and we had a good time! Miika, read thanks to, from his three cd's he bought, and then me, him and Jonne, started laughing. We laughed for like thirty minutes or something like that! it was crazy! We were totally drained from air! We just kept laughing, and we actually didn't really know why?? It was a blast! It couldn't have been more fun!!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Trip to Denmark

Tomorow Emppu, Jonne, Timo and I am going to Denmark's capitalCapital cityCity, Copenhagen, wITh the resT of our class :D :D

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Tweet-tweet!

Yeah man, I'm hella hardco' yo, today me and Janne got this crazy new thingy called Twitter! So ya'll got to follow us and our exciting stuff!

http://twitter.com/wtfjukka

http://twitter.com/wtfjanne

FOLLOW US!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Cereal-killer

Who would wanna kill cereal? Cereal tastes AWZUM!
Nah, seriously.
Today I was just sitting alone, bored as hell, and I came up with diz idea.
What if earth wasn't round? What if that was a conspiration by the government, they try to trick us!
I think earth is flat as a pancake!

Sleep tight my lil' morons, cows and jellybeans!
Peace!

- Jukka

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Eating Emppu and Timo :D :D

Yesterday Emppu, Timo, me and the boy I sit next to in class went to a yellow house with eliephants in the windowas :D We ate :D We got soup and something else and a very neat buffet!!! :D It was very funny :D

Jonne and I were in the bathroom and then we began to laugh so much that we farted :D :D And then we farted again :D Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D :D :D

And I also got a banana split! :D :D Timo got one too and they tasted really good! :D I wanna eat banani splits all the time! :D I really really hope Tuomas sends me one! :D :D :D

Monday, April 12, 2010

Life sucks

I don't feel in the mood of commenting on any of the thousands of posts which Miika has written...

My teacher smells like water, and I can't help falling asleep while I'm trying to do my homework...

The toilet seat is broken and Mom blamed me for breaking it even when I denied hardly. She is always wearing those damn ugly dresses, dancing around the table in the kitchen... because she thinks she is just as hot as Angelina Babyborn Jolie..

Dad has left home for about 5 days now. I'm just sitting in my bedroom - always sitting, man... nothing to do, right? NO!
The house is filthy and too grimy and I can't cope with all the work... don't tell me, I'm getting too serious now... You see, I won't let all the kids in school bully Miika and I want to make the house clean, so his friends (if he has some) can see, that we are a normal family... but we are not

The only one who is normal has just run away, gotten a job and found a great place to live. Whatever he does to help, he can't change the fact that he left us.
The worst part of it is that Miika doesn't understand. I can't explain myself, because a sudden need to pee always catches me. None of my classmates or the other students like me... So I think I'll stay at home the next week.

... Well, I'll go watch Family Guy now and try to forget all this misery for some time. Hope you all have fun... and sorry for my absence.
I'm not sorry for this serious post. :D Some times I just can't pee, though I want to.

- Teemu

Friday, April 9, 2010

Cakie!! :D

Kotitekoiset leivonnaiset ilahduttavat mieltä. Maizena kakkuseoksilla leipominen käy kätevästi ja mukavasti, ja tulos onnistuu aina!

CAKIE!! :D :D :D

I love cakies! And I just found this package in Tuomas's kitchen! :D I think we're going to have cake one of the days :D :D

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

SNOT!!! :D :D :D

You'll never guess what Emppu said yesterday! He said:

"Is it water runnin' out of your nose? Not it's SNOT!!!" :D :D :D :D :D :D Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Online in the middle of the night :D :D

Tuoman picked us up Thursday in his car and took us home with him :D It's been really funny!! :D :D :D I've danced a lot :D :D :D :D

He's sleeping right now and we've drawed on his face! :D :D That was really funny!! :D :D

A few hours ago he turned off the computer, but now he's sleeping and we've turned it on again!! :D :D :D I'm eating Lollies with gum in the middle of them, 'cause I found them in his closet :D :D I like the blue Lollies the most! :D :D

Thursday, March 25, 2010

As a matter of fact...

I LOVE HOTDOGS, YAAA!!!

So, wut do yall tink bout hotdoggies, eh? Dey good yaaaa.

I'm wit Miika rite nouw. Dats very funnie, yaaaaay!
He also likes hotdoggies very much!

Hope you enjoyed reading ma' blog, yall!
See ya soon, b*tches!

- Jukka ;-)

Monday, March 22, 2010

We Stone

This blog is kinda killa' and chill and all, but I was thinking, uhm...
We should try doing something else than being weird!
Seriously, I'm growing tired on this blog!
I don't want to be a part of this unserious mess!
Seriously, you act like you're all babies!
OMG, and Jukka, what's gotten into you man, with all your gangsta-crap?
And we no longer have Janne here, f#ck!

I'm leaving this site, don't know if I come back!

- See ya later, morons!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Squirrel... awwww

I just saw a squirrel outside the window and it reminded me of the hat Auntie bought last summer in Zimbabwe... (she always buy some weird things in the holidays)...
It mademe so nostalgic... And I got a flashback to a time, when Miika and I were younger, playing the piano... of course we couldn't play... And I still can't play on that stupid instrument...

Well, the thing is that we were at Auntie's (she has a piano:D), and she had baked buns for us... uhm... does this make any sence?

Look at this guy:

Goodbye

I will stop posting blogs on this site, at least for some time.
The reason why is because I have my own blog now - Intellectual Finland, which I wanna focus a bit more on. That, plus I will be travelling to Thailand soon, so there you go.
This is not a 100% goodbye, I really hope to come back to this blog again.

Until next time...

- Janne

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Lollies!!!!!! :D :D :D

I got a package from Tuomas today :D :D And it was a pack of Lollies!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

*Eating Lollies and not giving Teemu any* :D

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Guess who's back... (not Eminem)

Ayo, everyone...

Sorry, I haven't been here for quite a long while... I've been very stressed - especially because of my EMO-brow (*still laughing*) and school... and our parents...

Dad hasn't been at home the last two weeks, and Mom is just... rushing about...

I really hate to admit it... but I miss Tuomas.. (I sounded sissyish, didn't I? DON'T DENY!!!!!!!)...

And Miika ... won't you just leave me alone for a while... I beg you...

Hey, I got my finger caught in a door - AUTCH... but my teacher gave me a ruler...

Food!! ;D

I'm cooking!! :D :D :D

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

the zit!!

yesterday, i ate an apple. and it had a zit! and the zit was very happily aten by me(: it actually tasted pretty good!! and after my oppinion, it was the best apple ever!!
tell me what you think about apple's?!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

New butt

So I bought some new pants today :D I really, really, really like them! They're dark and a really cool 'cause someone's been cutting in them! :O

BTW do you think my butt looks big? :(

Friday, March 12, 2010

Hey...

Hey guys n' gals!

Sorry for lack of posts, I've been really busy lately, with a new job and stuff!

So yeah.

Basically I thought I would make a post now.

Uhm, a question... A comic question.... No that won't work... Wait a minute! That actually sounds like a lot of fun...

If you could be any person in the world for a day, who would you be and why?

Until next time - Take care good people! ;-)

- Jaska

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I can see, I need to pee

Math was reeeeeaaaaally boring today, and I was so tired when I got home, that the first thing I did was to eat some candy and drink a glass of juice and then go to bed!! I slept for two hours and now I'm feeling sick :( I want my biggie bros :( :(

I also wrote this poem today in Math, and I think it sounds pretty good :D :D

I can see, I need to pee

Over lake and stone
The dog is eating it's bone
I can see
I need to pee

The sun is sinking down
The sky is making a frown
I can see
I need to pee

The smell of flowers is strong
My journey has been long
I can see
I need to pee

Now my legs are aching
I wonder if Inari is baking
I can see
I need to pee

My shoes are dirty and green
Tuomas's are always clean
I can see
I need to pee

The grass is farely high
Teemu's telling a lie
I can see
I need to pee

Sleepy-li-sleepy-li-sleep
My arms are very neat
I can see
I need to pee

My back it hurts a little
Mr Owl, give me a riddle!
I can see
I need to pee

Now it's really dark
I want a cousin named Mark
I can't see
But I still need to pee :(

Monday, March 8, 2010

Sleepy-li-sleepy-li-sleepy-li-sleep

I'm tired :( And Teemu just made me believe that there're sugar in apples and all kinds of fruits. But I talked to Emppu (he's SO cool 'cause he knows EVERYTHING about food!! :D :D) and he said that it's not the real kind of sugar!! :( And now I'm a bit mad at Teemu for LYING to me
:( And Tuomas says that it's a shame I found out about "the truth" 'cause "he've had a nice and quiet couple of days".

And I NEED candy!!!! I'm so tired 'cause I haven't eaten any candy since last week I think! :( :( Now I need to do my homework for tomorrow (and it's past midnight :D) and then I'll go to bed and cry myself to sleep - I hate you Teemu!!
:( :(

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Poem about apples!

Hiiiiiii :D :D :D I wrote this today because Emppu and I just love apples!! :D

The poem about apples

It's fun to put
an apple in your nose
Maybe us two could
do it while we go(es)

Perhaps it has a zit
that you can safely eat
Tuomas has a first aid kit
it is really neat!

I have drawn an apple
and coloured it red
I want a horse and a saddle
or an elephant instead

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Apples!! :D :D

Today I was eating an apple in school (and it was green! I like green apples the most, 'cause there's dust in the red ones!) and there was a zit on it, and I ate it! :D :D It tasted nice :D
And I also got some of the apple up in my nose :D :D Hahahaha, it was so funny!! I wanna try it again :D :D

Monday, March 1, 2010

Any salt? Kliché!

So, today I finally got the key to my new apartment after walking restless around in town for hours, because that stupid landlady couldn't give me the right key to begin with! *swearwords*
And what was here excuse? Well, at least she admitted it... She didn't like feminine boys .. Well.. Then it's good I'm a girl... aparently she needs glasses... Stupid *****

Anyhow, I finally got into all my boxes, and found my rations of food. (I didn't shop on the way down - stupid me, aye?)

And I had the most of the food anyway... Except... Salt... how humiliating to ask for salt first time you meet your neighbour?
Well, I needed salt, so I met my neighbour today - because of my own forgetfulness.
Tuomas is his name. Can it be more ordinary? And maybe he has brothers? Kids? No, not kids, he seems to young for that! Way too young! Eew, how can I even think that kinda thoughts?

Anyway, I got my salt... And made my food... Not a totally wasted day then. I met my neighbour.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

food!

i don't know why but love food so much, well i don't like, love it on that way, but i like it. do you know that feeling when you come home and everything smells so nice of cakes and cookies, or chicken and potatoes? that a feelong like and it's a good one. and right now that is actually making me a little hungry(: I don't think, I would ever survive if I didn't get anything to eat! well i'm lucky that I have food, cause there's some people who don't! and I don't like that other people don't have food, it's heart breaking!!!

My love to my biggie bros!!! :D :D

They are really great, and I love them with all my heart!! :D :D Tuomas can get a bit weird sometimes but he's really good at giving huggies!! :D :D And Teemu is one of my best friends and he's very shy, but I still love him :D :D :D

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

my love to Apples!

i love Apples! they can be red, they can be green, and they can even be blue! ... if you paint them - with a spray! i've tried it once, but it wasn't that pretty at all! and if you're very lucky, they can even be GOLD! hahahahaha.... if you put them in your hair, it's smells nice, i think, and so does Miika! hahahahaha..... you can also use them as eyes it looks so pretty, when you put them in your ears. hahahaha..... I have a Black humor named Apple! and a car named Plums, which has nothing to do with pears? .... haha.....

SCHOOL!!!! :D :D :D

I really, really, really missed school!! And it's SO good to see you all (well, Timo and Emppu) again!! :D :D :D Love you!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

And I love Kinder Surprises!!! :D :D :D

Monday, February 22, 2010

THE DUDESONS!!!

Tiedän, että tämä ei ole linkki-portaali, mutta olin vain on vain näyttää sinulle tämän! HAHA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0knwyvYd9_Y

Hilarious!!! :D

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Forced to move

I'm back!
... I moved... :b
And got a Maine Coon! Hell yeah!
I stayed with Janne the last couple o' weeks. =D
Greeeaaat! :D
And that Tuomas guy? He stalks me! O_o

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy :D :D

Tuomas's apartment is AWESOME!!
And it's SNOWING!!! :D :D *Bouncing*

Tell me one thing, eh?
What's better than sharing a bed with Teemas? :D :D (Or Tuomu xD)

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

What exactly happened yesterday..

Uhm, so yesterday I was pretty upset about Tuomas driving all the way home because of what've happened the last couple of weeks and I decided to draw a picture of Tuomas and burn it.. Unfortunately I forgot that I hadn't anything to stop the fire spreading .. So uhm, the smoke alarm started howling at me and my carpet was on fire and I didn't know what to do :( :( So I asked Teemu, who was online too, and he said that Tuomas was on his way oO I was SO damn scared of him when he ran into the room that I nearly threw myself into the fire (or him :P) Instead I fled and sought protection in Teemu's room :D

Unfortunately he found me (under the bed where I was hiding - I still think it was the only good place to hide) and he said something similar to this *with a deep and very tired voice*: "I've had enough of you, baby bro. Stay here! And if I see you again this evening I might rip off your head or any other part of your body!" And I, of course, started to cry.

And he didn't give me any food :( :( :(

But today he bought me a Kinder Surprise and a milkshake :D And he took us to McDonalds :D :D
Actually he's talking about letting us move in with him for a while to get away from all ... this ..

Sunday, February 7, 2010

I'm dead

Tuomas's mean :(
And he gave Teemu a new game :(
And I don't want to talk about it :(
And I need to pee :( :( :(
And the world is evil :(
And Tuomas is a newly arrived bastard whom I hate :( :( :(
And I still love him :(
And I want a huggie :( :(
And I feel like I'm being peed on :/

I like my life... Well Kinda



I like my life... I won't give it away... But sometimes I get really unsecure... I feel lost... Everything seems so dark sometimes... I get really hurt sometimes... But it doesn't 'cause I got Janne! Janne, my best friend forever, I love you mate!

So, we're watching Amadeus now... Great movie... Tomorrow? Probably just making some fun, visiting some friends, NOT TALKING TO JASKA.... That kinda stuff... Or I Dunno?

Home :(

The train just arrived home and, well, I'm not sure if Mommy had at all realized that I've been gone .. But I laid her cell phone in the kitchen where she will probably find it sooner or later ...

Tuomas, that bastard, called again but I kind of didn't answer .. And he's on a train now oO I really don't get what he wants here oO He has his own apartment in his own town ... And I thought that he hated our parents - It's a bit weird that he suddenly want to visit us.. Not that I complain though :D I like his company :D

So.. Now I will probably go to bed and steal Teemu's new game in the morning :D

Friends forever!



Me and Janne kissing - because we can.
No we're not gay. But we have a very strong friendship and this is what friends do - for fun!

I wish I had other friends sometimes... But then again no!!! Janne is enough for me! I don't know what I should do without Janne!

Home! :D

We're home with Miika! :D
So, Miiky, how do you like my house? xD

Man's staring at me :( :( :(

i"m on a tran on my Way too espoo and there17 tip really weird nam staring at of. He17 been staring since i got on the train ... what do i do-

Saturday, February 6, 2010

OMGness?

OMG? Jaska got a text-message from Miika! :O He's at the train-station with his Mamma's stolen phone and he's going to our place! He's on his way!!! OMGness! Awesomeness! I wonder how he can know where I live? Weirdness...

Funny Pics!

Here's some funny pictures of tha guys!


Good old Janne!


Check out Jaska on this pic. XD


Pretty Jukka. XD


Us with Henkka and Alexander. XD


Me sleeping. XD

What ya'll think? ;) xD

My family

Being grounded is after all not THAT bad.. I've improved my drawing talents! ;D This is my family :D Teemu, me, Mommy, Daddy and Tuomas :D

LOL, sleeping on your friends couch!

LOL, Jaska fell asleep on my couch! Holy god!
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, Jaaaaaaaaaaskaaaaa!" XD

- Jukka

Team Triple J!!!

Hell yeah! Triple J rolling!
Meet me, Janne and Jaska on our brand new blog at www.teamjjj.blogspot.com

Hell yeah!!!

Any ideas?

I have nothing to do :( And I kinda miss school now oO

Uhm.. Do you guys have any ideas to what I could do? Any funny sites on the internet? :D (And NOT Facebook ... You don't want to be friends with me in there :( :( (Why? :())

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Me, and weird Jukka



Since Jukka put a picture of him and Janne up, I thought I could share a pic of me with you. It's me to the left. To the right, you see a funny picture I found of Jukka! LOL!

- Jaska

Monday, February 1, 2010

Brotherhood

This is me and Janne hugging. Aren't we cute?

- Jukka

Hi...

Terve...

Uhm, my name is Jukka...
I'm Jaskas friend... So, yeah...


- Jukka

...

Friday, January 29, 2010

I miss Timo :(

Has someone heard from him? I'm lonely and he hasn't come to see me :(

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

What would the world be like..?

So I was sleeping pretty much yesterday as a result of the medicine. When I was awake I really couldn't help thinking about: What if we all were bananas?

So guys? What do you think would happen if we all were bananas? :D

Monday, January 25, 2010

Crappy crippity crappity crap

Seems like I'm very creative with this headline. Hmm, actually I don't like writing this slobby shit - it makes me feel like I haven't seen any kind of monkeys in my whole crappy life. Though there isn't anywhere else to write down such sissyish things... enjoy... or do me a great favour: Shut down your computer and sing your favorite song out loud.

Anyway, I don't give a fuck to those who think they can make my life much better - I have my EMO-brow and that's all I want, even though we've had our fights... I just can't stand that Mom's being crazy again; she has bought loads of these hyacinths again and she has rigged herself out as if she has found someone to date.

... and Dad's at work as usual - he doesn't even give us a damn call just to remind us that he's still alive.

FML!

A special poem for you all (love you)

Now that I'm grounded I really don't have anything to do :( So yesterday night I wrote this poem for all of you to show you that I love you :D :D :D It's about us :D

What About Us

My name is Miika and I like to eat
My brother's named Teemu and he stands on his feet
as he always does when he walks on the street
while he looks at the women with eyes full of need

*Cough*

My best friend is Timo and he is nejs
I especially like him when he flies
He likes bananas but I don't think he likes rice
and if he says that he does, I think that he lies.

Jaska is my brother's friend
Once he actually let me lent
his specially made Barbies and Ken(t)s
He is great, and I love the time we together spend.

Now I will go
But I want you all to know
That we need a new stove
Even though ...
My Auntie might say no ...

So what do you think? :D :D

Sunday, January 24, 2010

HELP ME..!!!

PLEASE HELP ME - ANYONE!!!
The hospital want me to take some damned pills and talk to a psychologist :(
And ... I've drunk all of the juice :(

BTW.. I need to pee :( :(

Erotic juice :D

Yey! :D Auntie Kanerva feels sorry for me because I'm grounded and all that, so she brought extra many pretzels ^^ AND she's also brought some EXOTIC JUICE!!! :D :D :D

Maybe it's not that bad being grounded after all ^^

ME DRINK YOU BLOOD!!!

IF YA DON'T CHECK DIS COOL SITE OUT, MA FRIEND JUKKA RUNS WITH DIS COOL GUY NAMED JENS, THEN ME WILL DRINK YA BLOOD LIKE IN TWILIGHTNING!!!

http://wtfwatertofinland.blogspot.com/

Check it out guys. ;)

- Jaska

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Teemu's not supposed to read this ...

So uhm.. My arm hurts ... a lot.
So.. Teemu's actually not supposed to read this, so I've locked this message ..

He told our parents that I tried to kill myself .. And then they kind of told me to use the toilet next time oO
I'm not supposed to leave my room so I like thought that you two've done axactly that a few times ... So, uhm, what do I do?

Hi everybody

Hi everyone, Jaska here!
Well, this is my first blog here on Vi Stener, and I must say, great blog, really good work.

I'm really in the mood for randomness, so yeah...

Uhm, have you ever thought about sleep?
You know, you actually sleep the half of your life away... It kinda sucks when you think about it, but then again, if you think about AGAIN, if you didn't sleep the half of your life away, then you wouldn't have a life to sleep away.... If you get what I'm saying here?

- Jaska

Irrelevant bullcrap (No, no! No shit here^.^)

You know what? I'm just watchin' some random commercials on the telly, and that made me think of EMO-brow... ROFL!

Well, I don't know what an EMO-brow look like - does such EMO's have their own kind of eyebrows?
Anyway, still sounds better when I write brow instead of bro. xD

Sorry, Mr Aarto. (I've always been killing myself nearly of laughter when I say that name aloud. *Whispers: "Aarto"*)
OMG! I must've made too much noice *can't stop laughing*

... Mr. - erhm, Something, I'm doin' my best... really!
GRAMMAR SUCKS!

What's wrong with Teemu?

I actually don't have any idea of what's going on here.. This evening have been so confusing:
I had a minor fight with Teemu about some food ... Then I got a bit sentimental and I maybe mentioned slitting my wrist a time a two - but I would never like do it for real!
Well, we were having this discussion and I really couldn't take it anymore, so I closed my laptop and sat on my bed for a minute.

Suddenly I got this idea that I wanted to dye my hair, but I still wanted a memory of the old colour. SĂĄ I searched through all my drawers but I couldn't find a pair of scissors anywhere. I then remembered that I had a pocket knife hidden in my wardrobe - I could easily use that, I only needed to cut off a wisp of my hair.

But unfortunately I (accidentally of course) cut my arm right above the wrist. I think I let out a yelp and dropped the knife on the floor while searching for something that could possibly stop the bleeding.

Suddenly the door swung open and Teemu stormed into my bedroom - he looked pretty scared actually, and I still don't get why. He took one hasty look at the wound and then nearly carried me out of the door and threw me into the passenger seat in our Dad's second car. He didn't even want to explain to me what was going on.

When we reached the hospital he dragged me out and I let my arm be examined by a very unkind doctor; it hurt! He cleaned the wound and even stitched it! Then a much kinder nurse bandaged it, and Teemu and I were sent home again with some aspirin.

I think Teemu thinks that I'm sleeping .. But I really don't want to sleep! It's only 10 o'clock or something! ... So I kind of pushed the sleeping pills under my pillow..

Friday, January 22, 2010

Never thought I would inherit such genes

Well... Well... Uhm, I ... Well... Rabits are nice! And... *tries to control myself*... Never thought that things would turn out like this.

I ... It's ... Where shall I begin? This shit is eatin' me up, y'know... like termites - or broken glasses... whatever.

I got Miika to the hospital very quickly, when I realized he wouldn't answer me... Mom must be very, very angry when she finds out...

I do feel even more bad than before - my life sucks! Tears won't show themselves - and I'm just screwed-up right now - it's my f*** ... fault!

Sorry, teachers, my grammar sucks, too.

MIIKA!!!!!!:(

My life sucks

I just found out that my life sucks:
1. My brother's clumsy and won't get me any food :(
2. My friend's clumsy (and he probably won't get me any food either :()
3. My parents are not home yet - and it's LATE! >.<

... And a weird girl (I've already forgotten her name) is apparantly in love with me oO

I just feel - empty, and I want to lock myself in my room and maybe never come back out.

Just got hurt

OMG! I was just like - what the fish? The door just slammed and my finger got caught in the door. ARGH!

MIIIIIIIKA!!!! Get me some cold water - pretty please!

Well, Patsi just asked me to date her today at school. Should I go, huh?

Clumsy me :(

Everyone knows that I'm clumsy! But now i almost need a prize, because I'm a champ to get hurt. Today, I was really tired at school and I ended up leaning too far back on my chair.. The results was me falling backwards then, in desperation to help myself, I grabbed the table and it came down too.
It ended up giving me a big headache when I hit the floor, so when I got home I opend the cabinet to take a pill. After taking the pill I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door >.< Where is my gold medal..

My hair?

So, I was in the library yesterday and there was this really weird girl who just kept staring at me oO And I was like 'what the fuck?!' But she just kept staring oO

Now I feel kind of unsure.. Is there something wrong with my hair? Do you think I should like cut it or something?