The daily question with Ensio! #1

Hi.

I thought we should start doing this thing, where I post a fun question we all answer, daily!

Todays question is:

What is the most fucked up thing you've ever seen in your life?

Mine's easy. Listen:
I'm a war veteran. When I was in war, we shot a foe, even though he didn't provoke us. Wanna know why? Because he had something in his hand that looked like a granat. What was it? A half-eaten pear!

Looking forward to your answers guys! ;-)

- Ensio