I miss Timo :(

Has someone heard from him? I'm lonely and he hasn't come to see me :(

What would the world be like..?

So I was sleeping pretty much yesterday as a result of the medicine. When I was awake I really couldn't help thinking about: What if we all were bananas?

So guys? What do you think would happen if we all were bananas? :D

Crappy crippity crappity crap

Seems like I'm very creative with this headline. Hmm, actually I don't like writing this slobby shit - it makes me feel like I haven't seen any kind of monkeys in my whole crappy life. Though there isn't anywhere else to write down such sissyish things... enjoy... or do me a great favour: Shut down your computer and sing your favorite song out loud.

Anyway, I don't give a fuck to those who think they can make my life much better - I have my EMO-brow and that's all I want, even though we've had our fights... I just can't stand that Mom's being crazy again; she has bought loads of these hyacinths again and she has rigged herself out as if she has found someone to date.

... and Dad's at work as usual - he doesn't even give us a damn call just to remind us that he's still alive.

FML!

A special poem for you all (love you)

Now that I'm grounded I really don't have anything to do :( So yesterday night I wrote this poem for all of you to show you that I love you :D :D :D It's about us :D

What About Us

My name is Miika and I like to eat

My brother's named Teemu and he stands on his feet

as he always does when he walks on the street

while he looks at the women with eyes full of need

*Cough*

My best friend is Timo and he is nejs

I especially like him when he flies

He likes bananas but I don't think he likes rice

and if he says that he does, I think that he lies.

Jaska is my brother's friend

Once he actually let me lent

his specially made Barbies and Ken(t)s

He is great, and I love the time we together spend.

Now I will go

But I want you all to know

That we need a new stove

Even though ...

My Auntie might say no ...

So what do you think? :D :D

HELP ME..!!!

PLEASE HELP ME - ANYONE!!!
The hospital want me to take some damned pills and talk to a psychologist :(
And ... I've drunk all of the juice :(

BTW.. I need to pee :( :(

Erotic juice :D

Yey! :D Auntie Kanerva feels sorry for me because I'm grounded and all that, so she brought extra many pretzels ^^ AND she's also brought some EXOTIC JUICE!!! :D :D :D

Maybe it's not that bad being grounded after all ^^

ME DRINK YOU BLOOD!!!

IF YA DON'T CHECK DIS COOL SITE OUT, MA FRIEND JUKKA RUNS WITH DIS COOL GUY NAMED JENS, THEN ME WILL DRINK YA BLOOD LIKE IN TWILIGHTNING!!!

http://wtfwatertofinland.blogspot.com/

Check it out guys. ;)

- Jaska

Teemu's not supposed to read this ...

So uhm.. My arm hurts ... a lot.
So.. Teemu's actually not supposed to read this, so I've locked this message ..

He told our parents that I tried to kill myself .. And then they kind of told me to use the toilet next time oO
I'm not supposed to leave my room so I like thought that you two've done axactly that a few times ... So, uhm, what do I do?

Hi everybody

Hi everyone, Jaska here!
Well, this is my first blog here on Vi Stener, and I must say, great blog, really good work.

I'm really in the mood for randomness, so yeah...

Uhm, have you ever thought about sleep?
You know, you actually sleep the half of your life away... It kinda sucks when you think about it, but then again, if you think about AGAIN, if you didn't sleep the half of your life away, then you wouldn't have a life to sleep away.... If you get what I'm saying here?

- Jaska

Irrelevant bullcrap (No, no! No shit here^.^)

You know what? I'm just watchin' some random commercials on the telly, and that made me think of EMO-brow... ROFL!

Well, I don't know what an EMO-brow look like - does such EMO's have their own kind of eyebrows?
Anyway, still sounds better when I write brow instead of bro. xD

Sorry, Mr Aarto. (I've always been killing myself nearly of laughter when I say that name aloud. *Whispers: "Aarto"*)
OMG! I must've made too much noice *can't stop laughing*

... Mr. - erhm, Something, I'm doin' my best... really!
GRAMMAR SUCKS!

What's wrong with Teemu?

I actually don't have any idea of what's going on here.. This evening have been so confusing:
I had a minor fight with Teemu about some food ... Then I got a bit sentimental and I maybe mentioned slitting my wrist a time a two - but I would never like do it for real!
Well, we were having this discussion and I really couldn't take it anymore, so I closed my laptop and sat on my bed for a minute.

Suddenly I got this idea that I wanted to dye my hair, but I still wanted a memory of the old colour. Så I searched through all my drawers but I couldn't find a pair of scissors anywhere. I then remembered that I had a pocket knife hidden in my wardrobe - I could easily use that, I only needed to cut off a wisp of my hair.

But unfortunately I (accidentally of course) cut my arm right above the wrist. I think I let out a yelp and dropped the knife on the floor while searching for something that could possibly stop the bleeding.

Suddenly the door swung open and Teemu stormed into my bedroom - he looked pretty scared actually, and I still don't get why. He took one hasty look at the wound and then nearly carried me out of the door and threw me into the passenger seat in our Dad's second car. He didn't even want to explain to me what was going on.

When we reached the hospital he dragged me out and I let my arm be examined by a very unkind doctor; it hurt! He cleaned the wound and even stitched it! Then a much kinder nurse bandaged it, and Teemu and I were sent home again with some aspirin.

I think Teemu thinks that I'm sleeping .. But I really don't want to sleep! It's only 10 o'clock or something! ... So I kind of pushed the sleeping pills under my pillow..

Never thought I would inherit such genes

Well... Well... Uhm, I ... Well... Rabits are nice! And... *tries to control myself*... Never thought that things would turn out like this.

I ... It's ... Where shall I begin? This shit is eatin' me up, y'know... like termites - or broken glasses... whatever.

I got Miika to the hospital very quickly, when I realized he wouldn't answer me... Mom must be very, very angry when she finds out...

I do feel even more bad than before - my life sucks! Tears won't show themselves - and I'm just screwed-up right now - it's my f*** ... fault!

Sorry, teachers, my grammar sucks, too.

MIIKA!!!!!!:(

My life sucks

I just found out that my life sucks:
1. My brother's clumsy and won't get me any food :(
2. My friend's clumsy (and he probably won't get me any food either :()
3. My parents are not home yet - and it's LATE! >.<

... And a weird girl (I've already forgotten her name) is apparantly in love with me oO

I just feel - empty, and I want to lock myself in my room and maybe never come back out.

Just got hurt

OMG! I was just like - what the fish? The door just slammed and my finger got caught in the door. ARGH!

MIIIIIIIKA!!!! Get me some cold water - pretty please!

Well, Patsi just asked me to date her today at school. Should I go, huh?

Clumsy me :(

Everyone knows that I'm clumsy! But now i almost need a prize, because I'm a champ to get hurt. Today, I was really tired at school and I ended up leaning too far back on my chair.. The results was me falling backwards then, in desperation to help myself, I grabbed the table and it came down too.
It ended up giving me a big headache when I hit the floor, so when I got home I opend the cabinet to take a pill. After taking the pill I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door >.< Where is my gold medal..

My hair?

So, I was in the library yesterday and there was this really weird girl who just kept staring at me oO And I was like 'what the fuck?!' But she just kept staring oO

Now I feel kind of unsure.. Is there something wrong with my hair? Do you think I should like cut it or something?