Xmas sucks

Ya it does really. Nothing good about it.
Just shuttup and let me be, moron.

Geez und goods..

Btw, I made my own blog yah!
Read da shite!

- Jukka..

FUCK CHRISTMAS 'N CHICKS

'ey guys!

Y'know wha'?
Ye' I know, I'm freakin' fuckin' gray in my head!
Y'know wha'?
You're all bastards from Paradise, and you think you can make every day better by giving Christmas presents. Well, thanks for giving (thanksgiving!!! ROFL!)
Y'know wha'?
I saw Mom and Dad having sex last night. Yup. They were completely naked. Weird I was born because of them. It was terrible - but I just sprayed water on them.:D:D Then Dad left the house, and I haven't seen him since then. Well done, Teemu. :D:D That was fun! And Dad's dick is smaller than I thought ... Well, the last time I saw it was, when I was five years old or something. NOO!!! He didn't abuse me at all. Nor Miika. Though you might think so when you read this blog.;D

Eeeew! Just found out that Dick is a shortning of Richard. Suddenly it makes sense when people name their childs Dick. xD Doesn't make sense that Dick AKA Richard, though. Hmm.

Anyway, just wanted to tell you that I've been watching TV all time since Dad left. I hope he never returns. I stole all the nice things from his room, so now I'm exploring a dildo. What is that used for? I mean, did Dad use it or ... Or what? Maybe I should wrap it up and give it to Miika as a Christmas present? Bad idea. The neighbour's cat will take better care of it.

... Wait a moment ...

Back! Now I forgot what I was writing... Oh yeah, I've something to tell you. I'm ill. Drives me mad, and Auntie hasn't come for Christmas, and Tuomas has forgotten os, too. So now it's only me and Miika - and our hooker-mother. I've cooked something for us; Miika and I. And I've bought loads and loads of candy.

But ... maybe Miika is going out to visit some of his 'friends'. Well, doesn't matter, I guess. I can just enjoy this evening myself, trying not to look at all the other houses filled with Christmas decorations and all that crap. I'll watch Youtube-videoes with reindeers. xD

So - break a leg or suck my dick!
Teemu

Teemu looks like a raindeer when he eats :D

A little note

Hey guys, guess who I met in Lidl today? Or you have maybe guessed it already? Haha :-) I was looking for a milk, and then suddenly the guy Miika once introduced me to was standing right in front of me :-) So I asked him to check out Vi-Stener again :-)

I DON'T WANNA SEE YUR FUCKING QUESTMASSTREE!! I HATE DADDY, HE'S FARTS SMELL LIKE QUESTMASSTREES!!! :(

Hate Xmas, but reindeer are indeed cool

... Rudolph is soooo cuuuuute - reminds me of something.... like... something I liked to do and felt comfortable with... yeah, it's just like my life is fucked up miserable.. Rudolph is like when I was bullied, and now I just come to think of our parents - they need to go to hell. If it wasn't because of the laws, I think I'd beat them every day... haha... NOT!
Dad has been at home for three weeks or something now... I think he stinks... and I want auntie to come and help me... I hate everybody in school... I felt like I was starting to cry when one of the other guys threw my lunch pack out of the window - but of course I didn't. I just went out of the class room ... and got home. Hmm...

REINDEER!!!:D

Ewwwwie!!! I HATE my dad! He asks if I have any homework! I HATE HIM! He haven't been home for ages and now he's suddenly here and thinks that we all lovie him:(:(:(
And he farted in my room:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Now I have to fart a million times to get his fart drowned by my farts or I will die!!:(:(:( (Wanna help mee :D)

I'm back in black...

Hey guys. I am back as a contributor in this blog.
I don't know what exactly happened, but I got removed. I have missed posting on here!
I am currently enjoying life with my two great friends Jukka and Jaska!
Tonight we're just relaxing, watching some movies and having fun!
Yesterday I discussed going to a psychologist with Jukka.. He seemed interested.
He has never liked psychologist.. I found it quite weird.
.. But he has always had problems.. I just think he is tired of living with them. I guess that's why he seemed interested in getting help from a psychologist.

Me and Jaska gave him a pleasant surprise a couple o' days ago, when we told him we've bought tickets for the Tuska Festival next year! He seemed to be very stoked.
We didn't see much of him last week though. He was busy practicing with his band.. I guess they have found back together... It was quite hard for them, after all that with Jukka of course..

Jaska and I went fishing thursday last week - it was a lot of fun! We didn't catch anything, unfortunately... We'll try again another day!

Jaska seems very happy at the moment - he is doing a lot of crazy shit at the moment. One of those things being paintings... Yeah, you heard me - PAINTING. Jaska painting? Hard to imagine really.. But he is painting a lot at the moment, and it looks pretty neat to be honest.

Jaska's girlfriend broke up not so long ago - she left him for that Ensio douche. Weird but true...

In the weekend we are going to an "old student" party at the high school we all went to together.. It's gonna be fun.. Seeing all the old classmates again..

Well, this was just an update, so you guys know what's going on in our lives at the moment. We haven't been posting a lot on the site for quite a while and I just wanted to cast a little light, and let you know that we're still alive.

Cheers.
- Janne

Hai guys

Hai guys

Well, I'm.. I don't know..
Today I started thinking about all dat have happened to me over da time.. It's not funnie memorys dats fo sure.. And I feel like sometimes the whole world is on my back.. Its hard yo!

I sometimes feel like my past is talkin to me.. Tha world has turned into shite.
My dark memories pushes me away from reality sometimes..
I maybe in da great mood yah, but then it drags me down.. I descend from da grace and find a place at tha bottom.. It happens from time to da time..
Right now I feel like shitty shite.
I'm just very happy I have my friends, Jaska and Janne.
It has been great for me to move to da ranch with 'em. They help me a lot to handle my feelings.. And are always nice to me when I'm moody yah.
I love yu!

I still have a lot of da skeletons in the closet haunting.. But I hope to get ride of 'em!

'Cauz even though tha world might seem crappy, there is a light at the end of da tunnel! What keeps me a life is my journey towards da lightie! I want to reach tha end of da tunnel some day! Hopefully!

We will see how da goes..

- Jukka

A question for all of you

I had a very good time with Miika today :-) We went to Sevilla and I enjoyed a very delicious chicken salad, which made me think: What is your favorite dishes? :-)

Have anyone heard from Antti? I should spend the night at his place but he's not here... It's snowing outside and I don't wanna walk all the way home again. Do yu think I should wait for him on the staircase? It's really worrying me :(